- 1 Homecoming
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Tessa returns to Chatswin after spending summer with her grandmother; George finds Tessa's renewed interest in her mother threatening; Tessa signs up for the Fall Follies; Noah and Dallas compete for Carmen.
Air Date: 2012-10-17
- 2 The Witch of East Chatswin
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When Tessa convinces Dalia and her friends to think up feminist-inspired Halloween costumes, she attracts the attention of the Chatswin witch; Noah and George dress as each other; George misunderstands when Dallas asks him out.
Air Date: 2012-10-24
- 3 Ryan's Song
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Feeling guilty about keeping the truth from Ryan, Lisa agrees to help him with Tessa; Dallas invites her life coach along on her first date with George; Tessa baby-sits with Opus.
Air Date: 2012-10-31
- 4 Foam Finger
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When Dalia abandons her friends Kimantha, Kenzie and Kaitlyn to hang out with her father's fiancee, her former pals turn to Lisa and Tessa; George and Dallas take their relationship to the next level.
Air Date: 2012-11-07
- 5 The Wishbone
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Tessa decides to spend Thanksgiving in the city with her mom and grandmother; George hosts Thanksgiving dinner for Dallas.
Air Date: 2012-11-14
- 6 Friendship Fish
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George starts to feel comfortable in the suburbs after Dallas gives him a makeover; while Malik is away for a couple days, Lisa decides to spend every minute with Tessa.
Air Date: 2012-11-28
- 7 Krampus
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George assumes that Tessa will be thrilled to go on an excursion with her mother in New York, but Tessa finds herself missing Chatswin and her father; the Shay family is thrown into turmoil when Ryan finds out he was adopted.
Air Date: 2012-12-05
- 8 Black Thai
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When Dalia receives a new car after PSAT results are released, Tessa becomes obsessed with finding out Dalia's score; Jill and Noah ask Mr. Wolfe to tutor their baby.
Air Date: 2013-01-09
- 9 Junior Secretary's Day
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George has to manage Tessa's recovery after her wisdom teeth are removed and deal with Fred Shay, who has moved into their basement after a career setback; Dallas is insecure about her relationship with George.
Air Date: 2013-01-16
- 10 Chinese Chicken
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George starts to feel stifled when Dallas' efforts to promote his business go overboard; Tessa learns what life is like as a football player's girlfriend.
Air Date: 2013-01-23
- 11 Yakult Leader
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When Yakult feels depressed, Dallas asks Yoni (Wilmer Valderrama) for help; the Shays ask Tessa to set Lisa up on a date.
Air Date: 2013-01-30
- 12 Body Talk
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When Dallas learns part of her property is in East Chatswin, the country club kicks her out and Dalia must switch schools; Tessa becomes a producer on the Chatswin High TV show.
Air Date: 2013-02-06
- 13 Blowtox and Burlap
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Tessa brings Ryan to an art house movie on Valentine's Day; a visit from Sheila's mother creates friction; when Dallas has a bad reaction to a cosmetic procedure, George is left solo during an 18-course dinner.
Air Date: 2013-02-13
- 14 T-Ball & Sympathy
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Tessa starts dispensing relationship advice, even to people who don't ask for it; George and Dallas coach a T-ball team.
Air Date: 2013-02-20
- 15 Leaving Chatswin
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George is deeply affected when Marty passes away; after learning that Ryan has been dishonest, Tessa considers the future of their relationship and her plans for college.
Air Date: 2013-02-27
- 16 How to Be a Baby
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Dalia tries to help Mr. Wolfe recover from his breakup with chef Alan; George and Dallas are caught in the crossfire when Noah becomes convinced that Carmen is the love of his life.
Air Date: 2013-03-06
- 17 Eat, Pray, Eat
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When Dallas fears she will never compare to Alex, George's ex, she seeks solace in Jill Werner -- and carbs; Tessa thinks she has lost her youthful vigor; Noah uncovers a secret about his psychiatrist.
Air Date: 2013-03-20
- 18 Brown Trembler
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After Noah's divorce, George offers him and Opus a place to stay until they get back on their feet; Dallas realizes that Dalia is a hoarder; Fred asks Tessa to help him land his dream job.
Air Date: 2013-03-27
- 19 Decemberfold
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George's newfound obsession with his body image alienates Dallas; Lisa figures out why Dalia is being nice to Tessa.
Air Date: 2013-04-03
- 20 Go, Gamblers!
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Tessa helps Ryan choose a college; George asks Dallas to move in with him; Sheila sells George's house.
Air Date: 2013-04-10
- 21 Apocalypse Meow
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Dallas helps George tell Tessa that he has sold their house; when Dalia tries to make Tessa miserable, Tessa seeks revenge.
Air Date: 2013-04-17
- 22 Stray Dogs
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Sheila talks Mr. Wolfe into throwing a chastity ball at the high school; George buys Dallas her dream house.
Air Date: 2013-04-17