- 1 Reverse Cowgirl
One of the boys had been told time and time again about leaving the toilet seat up after he goes to the bathroom, but he didn't listen. His actions have consequences and ultimately result in an unimaginable catastrophe.
Average Episode Rating: 4.0 | Air Date: 2012-03-14
- 2 Cash for Gold
Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.
Average Episode Rating: 4.0 | Air Date: 2012-03-21
- 3 Faith Hilling
Mankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be humanity's only hope.
Air Date: 2012-03-28
- 4 Jewpacabra
South Park's big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt. No one believes him until he produces video evidence of the mystery being.
Average Episode Rating: 3.0 | Air Date: 2012-04-04
- 5 Butterballs
Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by shooting a big dance video, while Butters falls victim to an unlikely bully.
Average Episode Rating: 3.0 | Air Date: 2012-04-11
- 6 I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
The boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn.
Air Date: 2012-04-18
- 7 Cartman Finds Love
Cartman is excited when a new girl comes to school and he discovers something inside that he never knew he had.
Air Date: 2012-04-25
- 8 Sarcastaball
Randy's campaign to prevent head injuries in football radically changes the way the game is played, but the new rules become a national sensation and even make a South Park student a star athlete.
Air Date: 2012-09-26
- 9 Raising the Bar
Cartman owns up to being fat and decides that driving around on a scooter is his right. Kyle sees that Cartman isn't the only one who finds no shame in his unhealthy lifestyle. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers he has a rival in America’s Sweetheart, Honey Boo Boo.
Air Date: 2012-10-03
- 10 Insecurity
The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is under suspicion. Cartman takes matters into his own hands and signs up for a home security system.
Air Date: 2012-10-10
- 11 Going Native
It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
Air Date: 2012-10-17
- 12 A Nightmare on FaceTime
The boys plans to go as the Avengers for Halloween go awry when Randy can’t go at the last minute and Stan has to help his father with a new business venture.
Air Date: 2012-10-24
- 13 A Scause for Applause
Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and remove their yellow wristbands. Everyone is on board, except for Stan, who just can’t seem to cut off his bracelet.
Air Date: 2012-10-31
- 14 Obama Wins!
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.
Air Date: 2012-11-07