- 1 Chevy Chase/Queen
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Sketches are ""Chevy Live from Burbank,"" ""Tyrone Green Art Gallery,"" ""Joe Piscopo In Love,"" ""John Hinckley for President,"" ""Mystery Theatre,"" ""Popeil Galactic Prophylactic,"" ""Late Night with David Letterman,"" and ""PTC Club."" Queen performs ""Crazy Little Thing Called Love"" and ""Under Pressure.""
Air Date: 1982-09-25
- 2 Louis Gossett Jr./George Thorogood and the Destroyers
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Sketches include Mister Robinson's Neighborhood #4.
Air Date: 1982-10-02
- 3 Ron Howard/The Clash
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Sketches include ""Opie's Back,"" ""Whiners Want a Baby,"" and ""Focus On Film."" The Clash performs ""Rock The Casbah.""
Air Date: 1982-10-09
- 4 Howard Hesseman/Men at Work
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Air Date: 1982-10-23
- 5 Michael Keaton/The New Joe Jackson Band
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Air Date: 1982-10-30
- 6 Robert Blake/Kenny Loggins
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Sketches include ""The Merv Griffin Show,"" ""Shuttle Mission,"" ""PBS Promo,"" ""Talent Show,"" ""Little House on the Prairie,"" ""Masterful Theatre,"" ""Eddie Murphy,"" ""No More Andy Kaufman,"" ""DTV""
Air Date: 1982-11-13
- 7 Drew Barrymore/Squeeze
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Sketches include ""Dressing Room Opening,"" ""Gertie Kills E.T.,"" ""The Whiners,"" ""Mr. Blunt,"" ""Tim Kazurinsky Babysits Drew,"" ""My Friend Zeus,"" ""Robin Duke's Biological Clock""
Air Date: 1982-11-20
- 8 The Smothers Brothers/Laura Branigan
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Air Date: 1982-12-04
- 9 Eddie Murphy/Lionel Richie
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Sketches include ""A Message From Eddie,"" ""Merry Christmas, Dammit!,"" and ""April May June's Holiday Message.""
Air Date: 1982-12-11
- 10 Lily Tomlin
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Sketches include ""Lily Confronts Eddie,"" ""Geraldine,"" ""Irish-American Radio Hour,"" and ""Coffees of the World.""
Air Date: 1983-01-22
- 11 Rick Moranis, Dave Thomas/The Bus Boys
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Air Date: 1983-01-29
- 12 Sid Caesar/Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes
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Air Date: 1983-02-05
- 13 Howard Hesseman/Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
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Sketches are ""Howard Works on his Monologue,"" ""Sleepy Boy 2000,"" ""Elvis Presley, Back and Black,"" ""The A-Team,"" and ""Dion and Margie's Dreams."" Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers perform ""Change of Heart"" and ""The Waiting.""
Air Date: 1983-02-19
- 14 Jeff Bridges, Beau Bridges/Randy Newman
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Air Date: 1983-02-26
- 15 Bruce Dern/Leon Redbone
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Air Date: 1983-03-12
- 16 Robert Guillaume/Duran Duran
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Tim Kazurinsky was attacked by the monkey during the dress rehearsal of ""I Married A Monkey."" Tim was able to escape, but the monkey (actually a male) ripped off the dress he was wearing and began pleasuring himself.
Air Date: 1983-03-19
- 17 Joan Rivers/Musical Youth
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Air Date: 1983-04-09
- 18 Susan St. James/Michael McDonald
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Air Date: 1983-04-16
- 19 Stevie Wonder
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Sketches include ""VD,"" ""Kannon AE-1,"" ""Stevie Wonder Impersonator,"" ""Hitler: The Secret Diaries,"" ""The Story of Stevie Wonder,"" ""Stevie at Dion's Salon,"" ""Cotton Land,"" and ""The Hunchback Busboy."" Wonder performs the songs ""Fingertips,"" ""Overjoyed,"" and ""Go Home.""
Air Date: 1983-04-16
- 20 Ed Koch/Dexys Midnight Runners
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Sketches include ""What's the most disgusting thing you've seen in New York?"" ""Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood,"" ""Crowded Ledge,"" ""The Enquirer,"" ""Late Night with David Letterman,"" and ""Woman's Auxillery Meeting."" Dexy's Midnight Runners perform ""Come On, Eileen,"" while Kevin Rowland performs ""The Celtic Soul Brothers.""
Air Date: 1983-05-14