- 1 Guess Who's Coming for Quiche
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Rick and Steve are the happiest gay couple in West Lahunga Beach! At least they would be, if it werenât for the fact that their life is all quiche, Pussy and internet download sex videos, but none too much of the piggy-daddy, rampant romps. Their favourite same-sex partnership friends are coming âround for quiche; lesbians Kirsten and Dana (with the usual baba ghanouj surprise in hand, whatever that is), and Chuck and Evan (replete with âdifferently-abledâ Chuckâs complicated medication cocktail). Kirsten wants Rick as a sperm donor â after all, conservatives and crack whores shouldnât be the only ones making babies â although Dana is insisting on the turkey baster method. Not everything goes to plan (Steve is pushing for a threesome, and the girlsâ complicated back-up cruising plan results in online deception and penis-centric disappointment).
Air Date: 2007-07-10
- 2 Bush Baby
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More couple trouble as Dana and Kirsten agree to baby-sit Echinacea for socially aware mummies Ebony and Ivory, but are horrified to hear the childâs first word in the car on the way home. Who knows how he or her picked that one up? Rick and Steve go to see Dr Proctor, a marriage counsellor who advises them to involve each other in their âsecret livesâ; a support group for gay geniuses, and a monster truck show. When Rick and Steve get involved in the baby-sitting, it ends in biting, another double-cup mixture of "tapioca", and a discussion about potential aversion therapy. Then thereâs the monsterbator and the molten pit of lava to worry about. And how will Rickâs new helmet do the trick for the twosome's sex life?
Air Date: 2007-07-17
- 3 Damn Straights
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Danaâs had a little accident, in more ways than one. Somehow, Rick and Steveâs super-sperm mixture has penetrated three layers of denim and one bulldyke uterus, meaning only one thing: the abortion hotline. Steveâs Evangelical Baptist parents pop by for a surprise visit and a special medical procedure for his mom, though they are still not entirely in the picture about Rickâs relationship with their son. Meanwhile, Chuck tightens the supply lines for Evanâs recreational drugs, leading to an unexpected route out of the gay ghetto into the monochrome, heterosexual quarter of Regular Lahunga Beach. But without Chuck's steady stream of uppers and downers, how will Evan balance out his diet pills? Heâs so tired!
Air Date: 2007-07-24
- 4 It's Raining Pussy
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When Pussy gets wind of Rick and Steveâs plans to move her into the shed to make room for Danaâs babyâs nursery, the dastardly feline mastermind puts sets the neighbourhood cats against the lesbians⦠at first in a plot worthy of Alfred Hitchcock, but later in a musical number worthy of Tom Jones. Condiâs seventeenth failed suicide (those previous attempts with a glue gun and the electric car were none too successful) lands her in hospital, where Dr Hunk reveals her overdose was mainly Ben & Jerryâs. Everyoneâs preparing for the new baby's arrival, including Rick (who has to attend yoga classes with Dana), and Evan, who finds himself the new target of Condiâs ardour. Cue a lesson in fag haggery from Chuck (and the history of the gay pride rainbow).
Air Date: 2007-07-31
- 5 Save Our Seamen
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How can the West Lahunga Gang bring a child into the world if they canât even get along? On a Cruisey Cruise gay family six-for-five deal, including the Seamen Dance, Vagina Appreciation Seminars, and a Mommy Boot Camp, thatâs how. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Except scurvy. On board the US Corybungus, they must deal with Rick's ex-boyfriend Hunter (a strict rice queen), a stowaway Condi, and a transvestite cruise director. And, boy, are there a lot of groovy dentists on this ship. When the ship is marooned on a giant Mexican iceberg, it looks like theyâre all going down together. But Hunter steps up to the plate much to Steveâs chagrin and, whilst the booze is running out, the rainbow brigade come up with some creative rescue plans. The result? Some girl on girl action and at least one damaged chopper.
Air Date: 2007-08-07
- 6 Hormonally Yours
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Who says life's a beach? Itâs a hormone holiday in West Lahunga; all that progesterone is turning Dana into a sweet but obsessive gal on a mission to baby-proof her house, and Rickâs herbal steroids make him incredibly horny. What a time for Gayrage TV star Preston Fessler dot com to move in next door. Meanwhile, Steve tries to expand his business by meeting the local Log Cabin Republicans but winds up joining the K K Gay, the gay white supremacist organization. The babyâs big day arrives, and Dana needs a shock to bring her out of her self-inflicted padded cell (and non-man-hating ways) in time to go into labour. Will it be Rickâs or Steveâs? Will it be a boy, a girl, or a gay, and - more importantly - will it come with baggage?
Air Date: 2007-08-28