- 1 Town Without Pity
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Dick becomes the focus of the town's ire after a prisoner breaks out of jail using one of Dick's how-to manuals.
Air Date: 1988-10-24
- 2 Apples, Apples, Apples
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Michael revs up the stale Ye Olde Apple Days festival, leaving George and his traditional activites in the cold..until George organizes a rival festival. Larry and his brothers stage a walk-a-thon when swampland is endangered.
Air Date: 1988-10-31
- 3 This Blood's For You
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Stephanie is horrified to discover that a blood transfusion following an emergency appendectomy came from Darryl.
Air Date: 1988-11-14
- 4 I Married Dick
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Dick and Joanna visit a therapist after Joanna becomes concerned that their marriage is stagnating. Stephanie is worried after discovering that Michael had large ears as a child.
Air Date: 1988-11-21
- 5 Goonstruck
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Stephanie is attracted to the virile young stomemason working at the Inn.
Air Date: 1988-12-12
- 6 I Came, I Saw, I Sat
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Dick's father visits the inn and, to Dick's consternation, resists all Dick's efforts to entertain him.
Air Date: 1988-12-19
- 7 Twelve Annoyed Men...and Women
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Dick's patience is tried when he's elected foreman of a jury of the townspeople, who as always use their peculiar intellect to irk Dick.
Air Date: 1989-01-09
- 8 Home for the Hollidays
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Joanna lands a job selling real estate. Her first sale hits a snag when her low-class clients, the Hollidays, stay at the inn while looking for a home.
Air Date: 1989-01-16
- 9 Shoe Business Is My Life
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Michael goes job hunting after he's axed by WPIV.
Air Date: 1989-01-23
- 10 George and the Old Maid
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The Inn's old maid, Madelyn Stone, returns after a 25 year absence to answer George's marriage proposal. Stephanie competes with Madelyn.
Air Date: 1989-02-06
- 11 Hi, Society
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Dick fills in for Michael and takes Stephanie to a high society charity ball. Dick is the life of the party after Stephanie tells everyone that Dick owns a large hotel chain.
Air Date: 1989-02-13
- 12 Cupcake on My Back
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Michael goes into debt after spending lavishly on Annual Cupcake Day.
Air Date: 1989-02-20
- 13 Another Saturday Night
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Michael & Joanna endure a torturous evening at Larry, Darryl & Darryl's house. Dick gives a commencement speech at an exclusive school.
Air Date: 1989-02-27
- 14 The Nice Man Cometh
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Dick is picked to be the sidekick for a new late night talk show hosted by an abrasive man who has it in for Dick.
Air Date: 1989-03-13
- 15 One and a Half Million Dollar Man
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Wealthy socialite Scooter Drake drops by Vermont looking to purchase an inn. While Joanna shows Scooter around, Michael begins a new career as a mime.
Air Date: 1989-03-20
- 16 The Little Match Girl
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While visiting Michael in a sanitarium (he's vacationing), Dick runs into illustrator Corinne Denby and invites her to collaborate with him on his next book...despite her habit of burning things.
Air Date: 1989-03-27
- 17 Buy, Buy Blues
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Stephanie goes on a shopping spree while she tries to forget Michael. Meanwhile Dr. Kaiser realizes she has developed an attraction for Michael (who's been released from the sanitarium).
Air Date: 1989-04-10
- 18 Message from Michael
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Michael becomes a last minute guest on Vermont Today and emerges a town favorite. The dimwitted locals hang on his every word.
Air Date: 1989-04-24
- 19 Homes and Jo-Jo
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Joanna gets her own realty television show providing a great lead-in for Vermont Today. Dick loves the big ratings but can't stand Joanna's amorous co-host. Meanwhile, one of the Darryls' receives a manservant as a present.
Air Date: 1989-05-01
- 20 Georgie & Bess
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George's Aunt Bess visits, shattering several of his childhood beliefs when he finds she wasn't the sweet lady he remembers. Dick and one of the Darryls play chess.
Air Date: 1989-05-08
- 21 Murder at the Stratley
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The townspeople accuse Dick or murdering Joanna after her ""disappearance"" strangely fits the scenario of his first murder-mystery novel, ""Murder at the Stratley"".
Air Date: 1989-05-15
- 22 Malling in Love Again
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Michael and Stephanie conduct personal interviews at the mall and realize that they're perfect together after all.
Air Date: 1989-05-22