- 1 Town Without Pity
Dick becomes the focus of the town's ire after a prisoner breaks out of jail using one of Dick's how-to manuals.
Air Date: 1988-10-24
- 2 Apples, Apples, Apples
Michael revs up the stale Ye Olde Apple Days festival, leaving George and his traditional activites in the cold..until George organizes a rival festival. Larry and his brothers stage a walk-a-thon when swampland is endangered.
Air Date: 1988-10-31
- 3 This Blood's For You
Stephanie is horrified to discover that a blood transfusion following an emergency appendectomy came from Darryl.
Air Date: 1988-11-14
- 4 I Married Dick
Dick and Joanna visit a therapist after Joanna becomes concerned that their marriage is stagnating. Stephanie is worried after discovering that Michael had large ears as a child.
Air Date: 1988-11-21
- 5 Goonstruck
Stephanie is attracted to the virile young stomemason working at the Inn.
Air Date: 1988-12-12
- 6 I Came, I Saw, I Sat
Dick's father visits the inn and, to Dick's consternation, resists all Dick's efforts to entertain him.
Air Date: 1988-12-19
- 7 Twelve Annoyed Men...and Women
Dick's patience is tried when he's elected foreman of a jury of the townspeople, who as always use their peculiar intellect to irk Dick.
Air Date: 1989-01-09
- 8 Home for the Hollidays
Joanna lands a job selling real estate. Her first sale hits a snag when her low-class clients, the Hollidays, stay at the inn while looking for a home.
Air Date: 1989-01-16
- 9 Shoe Business Is My Life
Michael goes job hunting after he's axed by WPIV.
Air Date: 1989-01-23
- 10 George and the Old Maid
The Inn's old maid, Madelyn Stone, returns after a 25 year absence to answer George's marriage proposal. Stephanie competes with Madelyn.
Air Date: 1989-02-06
- 11 Hi, Society
Dick fills in for Michael and takes Stephanie to a high society charity ball. Dick is the life of the party after Stephanie tells everyone that Dick owns a large hotel chain.
Air Date: 1989-02-13
- 12 Cupcake on My Back
Michael goes into debt after spending lavishly on Annual Cupcake Day.
Air Date: 1989-02-20
- 13 Another Saturday Night
Michael & Joanna endure a torturous evening at Larry, Darryl & Darryl's house. Dick gives a commencement speech at an exclusive school.
Air Date: 1989-02-27
- 14 The Nice Man Cometh
Dick is picked to be the sidekick for a new late night talk show hosted by an abrasive man who has it in for Dick.
Air Date: 1989-03-13
- 15 One and a Half Million Dollar Man
Wealthy socialite Scooter Drake drops by Vermont looking to purchase an inn. While Joanna shows Scooter around, Michael begins a new career as a mime.
Air Date: 1989-03-20
- 16 The Little Match Girl
While visiting Michael in a sanitarium (he's vacationing), Dick runs into illustrator Corinne Denby and invites her to collaborate with him on his next book...despite her habit of burning things.
Air Date: 1989-03-27
- 17 Buy, Buy Blues
Stephanie goes on a shopping spree while she tries to forget Michael. Meanwhile Dr. Kaiser realizes she has developed an attraction for Michael (who's been released from the sanitarium).
Air Date: 1989-04-10
- 18 Message from Michael
Michael becomes a last minute guest on Vermont Today and emerges a town favorite. The dimwitted locals hang on his every word.
Air Date: 1989-04-24
- 19 Homes and Jo-Jo
Joanna gets her own realty television show providing a great lead-in for Vermont Today. Dick loves the big ratings but can't stand Joanna's amorous co-host. Meanwhile, one of the Darryls' receives a manservant as a present.
Air Date: 1989-05-01
- 20 Georgie & Bess
George's Aunt Bess visits, shattering several of his childhood beliefs when he finds she wasn't the sweet lady he remembers. Dick and one of the Darryls play chess.
Air Date: 1989-05-08
- 21 Murder at the Stratley
The townspeople accuse Dick or murdering Joanna after her ""disappearance"" strangely fits the scenario of his first murder-mystery novel, ""Murder at the Stratley"".
Air Date: 1989-05-15
- 22 Malling in Love Again
Michael and Stephanie conduct personal interviews at the mall and realize that they're perfect together after all.
Air Date: 1989-05-22