- 1 A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?
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When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.
Air Date: 1993-09-05
- 2 Hood 'n the Boyz
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Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.
Air Date: 1993-09-12
- 3 Proud to Be Your Bud
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The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.
Air Date: 1993-09-19
- 4 Luck of the Bundys
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When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.
Air Date: 1993-09-26
- 5 Banking on Marcy
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Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.
Air Date: 1993-10-03
- 6 No Chicken, No Check
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Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.
Air Date: 1993-10-10
- 7 Take My Wife, Please
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While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.
Air Date: 1993-10-24
- 8 Scared Single
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Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.
Air Date: 1993-11-07
- 9 NO MA'AM
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Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""
Air Date: 1993-11-14
- 10 Dances with Weezy
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Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.
Air Date: 1993-11-21
- 11 Change for a Buck
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Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.
Air Date: 1993-11-28
- 12 A Little off the Top
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Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.
Air Date: 1993-12-12
- 13 The Worst Noel
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Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.
Air Date: 1993-12-19
- 14 Sofa So Good
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While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.
Air Date: 1994-01-16
- 15 Honey, I Blew Up Myself
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Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.
Air Date: 1994-01-23
- 16 How Green was My Apple
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A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.
Air Date: 1994-02-06
- 17 Valentine's Day Massacre
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Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.
Air Date: 1994-02-13
- 18 Get Outta Dodge
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Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.
Air Date: 1994-02-20
- 19 Field of Screams
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Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.
Air Date: 1994-02-27
- 20 The D'Arcy Files
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Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.
Air Date: 1994-03-20
- 21 Nooner or Later
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Peggy must convince Al to come home for a ""nooner"" in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.
Air Date: 1994-02-10
- 22 Ride Scare
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Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.
Air Date: 1994-04-24
- 23 The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
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Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.
Air Date: 1994-05-01
- 24 Assault and Batteries
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When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.
Air Date: 1994-05-08
- 25 Al Goes Deep
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Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.
Air Date: 1994-05-15
- 26 Kelly Knows Something
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Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.
Air Date: 1994-05-22