- 1 She's Having My Baby (1)
Marcy and Peggy discover they are both pregnant, to Jefferson's joy and Al's horror.
Air Date: 1991-09-08
- 2 She's Having My Baby (2)
Al runs off to a bus station to escape Peggy's constant demands, and Jefferson does the same by running away from Marcy.
Air Date: 1991-09-15
- 3 If Al Had a Hammer
Al builds a private room for himself, using the Bundy hammer. Meanwhile, Bud starts going by "Grandmaster B," but nobody can remember his nickname right.
Air Date: 1991-09-22
- 4 Cheese, Cues and Blood
In order to earn money for a competition, Kelly hustle men for money by playing pool.
Air Date: 1991-09-29
- 5 Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places
Peggy and Marcy go out on a journey to buy back all of Marcy's childhood furniture, which Jefferson sold.
Air Date: 1991-10-06
- 6 Buck Has a Belly Ache
Peggy gets jealous of Buck when the family pay him all the attention, and she flees home to Wanker County.
Air Date: 1991-10-13
- 7 If I Could See Me Now
Bud and Kelly convince Al to get glasses after a few minor accidents.
Air Date: 1991-10-27
- 8 God's Shoes
After having a vision of God, Al starts building the perfect shoes.
Air Date: 1991-11-06
- 9 Kelly Does Hollywood (1)
Kelly gets her own talk show and the other networks become interested in it.
Air Date: 1991-11-10
- 10 Kelly Does Hollywood (2)
Kelly goes to Hollywood, but her show gets slaughtered by the censors.
Air Date: 1991-11-17
- 11 Al Bundy, Shoe Dick
Al gets a job as a private detective and is framed for murder.
Air Date: 1991-11-24
- 12 So This is How Sinatra Felt
Peggy thinks Al is having an affair, so she sends the kids to spy on him.
Air Date: 1991-12-01
- 13 I Who Have Nothing
Al discovers that he truly has no possessions of his own, and decides to get back one of the things that truly meant a lot to him - his championship game ball.
Air Date: 1991-12-22
- 14 The Mystery of Skull Island
Bud dates an extreme sporter and the D'Arcys play a relationship board game with Peggy and Al.
Air Date: 1992-01-05
- 15 Just Shoe It
Al gets to star in an athletic shoe commericial.
Air Date: 1992-01-19
- 16 Rites of Passage
In traditional male Bundy bonding, Al takes Bud to the nudie bar on his 18th birthday.
Air Date: 1992-02-09
- 17 The Egg and I
Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried. The Bundys argue whether friendship is more important than money when they find out that Steve is on the run from the police for stealing a rare egg from a national park.
Air Date: 1992-02-16
- 18 My Dinner with Anthrax
Bud wins a ""Dinner with Anthrax"" contest and sends away Al and Peg on a timeshare vacation to Florida while Anthrax visit the house.
Air Date: 1992-02-23
- 19 Psychic Avengers
Jefferson lets Al in on his psychic phone scam but the Bundys soon take over the business.
Air Date: 1992-03-01
- 20 Hi, I.Q.
Bud is suspicious when Kelly is invited to a party for smart people.
Air Date: 1992-03-22
- 21 Teacher Pets
Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.
Air Date: 1992-04-05
- 22 The Goodbye Girl
Kelly gets a job at an amusement park. Meanwhile, Al takes a personal vacation - in the Bundy living room.
Air Date: 1992-04-19
- 23 The Gas Station Show
Al must work at a gas station after Peggy and the kids buy too much junk food, which Al cannot pay for, so he has to work off his debt.
Air Date: 1992-04-26
- 24 England Show (1)
The Bundys win a free trip to England, but the villagers of Lower Uncton, England, want to get rid of all male Bundys in the world to break a curse cast upon their village.
Air Date: 1992-05-03
- 25 England Show (2)
The Bundys spend a day shopping in England before finally going to Lower Uncton, not knowing what awaits them.
Air Date: 1992-05-10
- 26 England Show (3)
Al has to joust for his and his family's life in a medieval tournament in Lower Uncton.
Air Date: 1992-05-17