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• Bubbles bumps into her ex-husband and his new wife at the health spa. • Lou and Andy visit an aquarium • Dudley's new Thai bride, Ting Tong, arrives, but she is not what he was expecting. • Vicky and her gang are challenged to a dance-off. • Mrs Emery meets an old friend at the supermarket • Emily Howard has a 'small' facial hair problem • Sir Norman Fry reveals a personal secret on TV. • Carol Beer starts work in a travel agents • Dafydd starts his new job as a rent boy. • Anne takes part on Stars in Their Eyes • Linda has a meeting with a bald student. • Marjorie has had an accident with her tanning cream. • Sebastian discovers the PM's plan about Iran - what will he do? • Lou and Andy visit an airshow - but where's Andy got to?
Air Date: 2005-11-17
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• Andy tries his luck at a TV phone-in competition. • Mrs. Emery visits the post office. • Vicky starts her new job working on an adult chat line. • Dudley catches Ting-Tong doing something unlady-like in the toilet. • After another fight with bubbles, Diseree loses more than her towel. • Linda assists with a course change for a female student with a slight facial hair problem. • Majorie becomes jealous when her new boyfriend starts being friendly with Tanya. • Daffyd introduces Myfanwy to his new... girlfriend? • Mr. Mann is looking to buy a painting of a disappointed horse. • Don takes Pat to an Indian restaurant, where the food has an unusual effect on him. • Maggie is recovering well from a kidney transplant, until she's given the name of the doner. • Sebastian serenades the PM in the Houses of Paliament • Andy decides to make a trip along the River Thames slightly more interesting.
Air Date: 2005-11-24
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• Vicky has some scandal to sell to the press. • Andy wants breasts, but a magazine won't suffice. • Anne has a new job as a pianist in a posh restaurant. • An elderly couple visit Carol's travel agent to book a cruise. • A new revelation for Dudley, Ting Tong not from Pong Pong. • Sir Norman Fry explains away being caught in a compromising position in a public toilet. • Marjorie gets a bit too starstruck when Fat Fighters gets a celebrity new member • Letty, a woman obsessed by pretend frogs, reacts unexpectedly to being given a real frog. • Diseree catches Bubbles giving Roman a facial, but was he set up? • Orville the duck is spotted in a supermarket trying to keep a low profile. • Don unwisely orders another spicy meal. • Sebastian reacts badly to a book revealing the PM has a few skeletons in his cupboard • An elderly couple make a donation to the Donkey hospice • Maggie meets Judy's daughter's coloured boyfriend • Lou is stopped by the police for speeding.
Air Date: 2005-12-01
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• Mrs Emery sees someone she recognises in a Library. • Emily hits the town with Florence to celebrate her hen night. • Dudley is unimpressed by the arrival of Ting Tong's mother. • Roman reveals to Bubbles the reason he left her was because she was too skinny. • An old man is nearing his end but not as quickly as he thought he would. • Someone wants to travel to the island featured in Captain Corelli's Mandolin... computer says no. • Pat and Paul announce that they are going to have a baby. Marjorie tries to be creative with baby names. • Sid Pegg calls an urgent Neighbourhood Watch meeting about their new enemy - Gypsies. • Daffyd is scouting for voters for his new political 'Gay Rights For Gays' party • Linda describes an Indian student to Martin. • Mr Mann visits Roy's paper shop to buy a magazine about feet problems. • Sebastian is shocked to discover the PM has grown a mustache. • Maggie's Old English Sheepdog takes a familiar disliking to a Chinese Shi-tzu. • Andy takes matters into his own hands when Lou refuses to rescue his Frisbee from an electricity pylon.
Air Date: 2005-12-08
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• Lou has finished cementing the new patio at Andy's house. • A couple need travel insurance for their holiday... computer says no. • A man and wife are going out, leaving their son in the 'experienced' care of a certain chav babysitter. • Linda 'helps' a student with a mole problem. • Sir Norman Fry reveals an embarrassing incident involving two men and a glacé cherry. • Marjorie has asked the FatFighters to bring in a photo of each of them, not looking their best, for 'inspiration'. • The man and wife check up on Vicky. • At a computer shop a clerk seeks technical advice from a horse, init • Daffyd explains to his mother why he cant get a job. • At another 'emergency' meeting of neighbour watch, Sid demonstrates what to do if a gang of yobs attacks you in your home. • Mr Mann visits Roy's fancy dress shop. • Lou and Andy visit a rugby match. • Sebastian's being paranoid about the PM spending time with Gregory... or is he? • Emily Howard introduces a fellow young mother to her 'Baby Flo'.
Air Date: 2005-12-15
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• Vicky Pollard demands billions from her newsagent after claiming she's won the lottery. • As Roman and Desiree leave the spa, Bubbles makes one last effort to win him back. • Carol gets a shock - computer says yes! • Lou returns to the Isle of Wright following his mum's death. Andy is not pleased by the temporary carer Lou has arranged for him. • Emily discovers Florence (Fred) is leaving Old Haven. • Linda is visited by a big, black man. • Andy's new helper wants to know about Andy's feeling in his legs - by hitting it with a brass object. • Mrs Emery visits the doctor with knee problems. • Marjorie's FatFighters finally take a stand against her. • Linda gets a protest visit from all the students she has insulted. • Andy's helper finds alternative 'entertainment' for Andy. • Daffyd prepares to leave the village for a new life in London. • Anne is entering the Christmas spirit - which Dr Beagrie discovers the hard way. • Dudley discovers Ting Tong has turned his house into a Thai restaurant. • Sebastian is heartbroken - the PM has resigned. • Andy has had all he can take off his new helper. When Lou returns, Andy is delighted and nearly makes a mistake...
Air Date: 2005-12-24
- 7 Little Britain Christmas Special Part 1
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Lou and Andy castaways: This is a very long story cut into multiple sketches, starting with Lou telling Andy that their local church has paid for a trip to disneyland and continuing with them both being marooned on a desert island which isn't all all deserted. Steve Coogan has a cameo as the pilot of their ill-fated plane. Anne visits Paris (the Louvre) and Rome (the Pope). Judy and Maggie visit Rome and Judy discovers something disturbing about her friend. Carol Beer becomes a Sunsearchers Tour Rep in Spain. Matt plays a holiday maker called Jerry, who's wife Evelyn becomes more and more frustrated with Carol over several sketches. Samantha Power has a cameo as another holiday maker. Dudley and Ting Tong visit Dudley's brother Les (played by Peter Kay), who has got a Russian mail-order bride called Ivanka (played by Julia Davis) who makes Ting Tong just a little bit jealous. This story runs to several sketches. Vicky Pollard gets arrested in Thailand for smuggling heroin. Dawn French has a cameo as Vicky's mum. Bubbles tries to blag her way into getting a free dress at a ski resort in Switzerland, and also into Ronnie Corbett's villa in Monte Carlo. In two sketches, Marjorie Dawes takes a trip to Fat Fighters USA, while her US counterpart Blanch Tuckatuck (David) takes over her group in the UK as leader. Kenny Craig has two sketches. One hynotising a hotel receptionist (Samantha Power) and the other getting hynotised himself by guest star Paul McKenna. Linda has moved to Australia and needs her work visa signed by her new head of department. She meets her match in Germaine, and gets a taste of her own medicine.
Air Date: 2005-12-25
- 8 Little Britain Christmas Special Part 2
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Lou and Andy castaways: This is a very long story cut into multiple sketches, starting with Lou telling Andy that their local church has paid for a trip to disneyland and continuing with them both being marooned on a desert island which isn't all all deserted. Steve Coogan has a cameo as the pilot of their ill-fated plane. Anne visits Paris (the Louvre) and Rome (the Pope). Judy and Maggie visit Rome and Judy discovers something disturbing about her friend. Carol Beer becomes a Sunsearchers Tour Rep in Spain. Matt plays a holiday maker called Jerry, who's wife Evelyn becomes more and more frustrated with Carol over several sketches. Samantha Power has a cameo as another holiday maker. Dudley and Ting Tong visit Dudley's brother Les (played by Peter Kay), who has got a Russian mail-order bride called Ivanka (played by Julia Davis) who makes Ting Tong just a little bit jealous. This story runs to several sketches. Vicky Pollard gets arrested in Thailand for smuggling heroin. Dawn French has a cameo as Vicky's mum. Bubbles tries to blag her way into getting a free dress at a ski resort in Switzerland, and also into Ronnie Corbett's villa in Monte Carlo. In two sketches, Marjorie Dawes takes a trip to Fat Fighters USA, while her US counterpart Blanch Tuckatuck (David) takes over her group in the UK as leader. Kenny Craig has two sketches. One hynotising a hotel receptionist (Samantha Power) and the other getting hynotised himself by guest star Paul McKenna. Linda has moved to Australia and needs her work visa signed by her new head of department. She meets her match in Germaine, and gets a taste of her own medicine.
Air Date: 2005-12-25