- 1 Destination: Royston Vasey
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The carnival comes to town and Pauline starts at the Restart Room as a jobseeker. Val makes a wish on a magic toad that brings back Benjamin. A nosebleed epidemic breaks out at the circus.
Air Date: 2000-01-14
- 2 Lust for Royston Vasey
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The nosebleed epidemic continues. Pauline gets a new job as an assistant food science operative at Burger Me! Herr Lipp and students arrive on an exchange visit from Diusberg, and the guesthouse closes for a very private function.
Air Date: 2000-01-21
- 3 A Plague on Royston Vasey
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Pen-obsessed Pauline tackles Ross about her job prospects or lack thereof, and Edward sets a trap to catch a bride for David. Butcher Hilary Briss has a problem with one of his "special" customers.
Air Date: 2000-01-28
- 4 Death in Royston Vasey
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Hilary Briss and Maurice take an early walk in the woods to collect a "Special Delivery." Mike, Brian, and Geoff get lost on their way to a plastics convention, and Morris is dealt with.
Air Date: 2000-02-04
- 5 Anarchy in Royston Vasey
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Pauline leaves her hostage with Mikey to go in search fo food. Geoff and Brian bury Mike alive, and Tubbs and Edward catch a no-tail. Lee finds that Creme Brulee has reformed without him.
Air Date: 2000-02-11
- 6 Royston Vasey and the Monster from Hell
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Roysten Vasey is quarantined as the nosebleed epidemic claims a distinguished victim. The Legz Akimbo Theatre Group comes to town, and there is a wedding at the local shop.
Air Date: 2000-02-18
- 7 Christmas Special
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Regular Cast: Mark as Val Denton/ Iris Krell/ Lee/ Frau Lipp/ Chinnery/ Edmund Chinnery/ Mickey Love Steve as Charlie Hull/ Barbara [voice]/ Pauline/ Reenie/ Herr Lipp/ Dr Majolica/ Harvey Denton Reese as Bernice/ Stella Hull/ Judee Levinson/ Vinnie/ Pam Doove/ Matthew/ Ross Gaines/ Mr Boothby/ Papa Lazarou ""You think you're the only one who's had a shit Christmas? You've no idea..."" Reverend Bernice is in a typically unfestive mood at Christmas time, haunted by a terrible Christmas memory, when her mother was abducted by a man in a Santa suit, and never seen again. Her mood is darkened further by the arrival of three visitors to her church, each with a chilling tale to tell... STORY 1: Charlie Hull comes to tell Bernice a terrible tale of line-dancing and revenge, as Stella plots to ruin his chances in a dancing contest by using "Solutions", a coven of local women who help wreak revenge on those who have wronged.
Air Date: 2000-12-27
- 8 Live at Drury Lane
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Regular Cast: Mark as Scott of the Antarctic/ Stumphole Guide/ Tony/ Phil Proctor/ Brian Morgan/ Iris Krell/ Mickey Love/ Les McQueen/ Val Denton/ Al/ and Others Steve as Tish/ Charlie Hull/ Sir Quincey Stiles/ Dave Parkes/ Tubbs/ Mike Harris/ Herr Lipp/ Pauline/ ""Morbid Obesity""/ Harvey Denton/ Pop/ and Others Reese as Pam Doove/ Stella Hull/ Ollie Plimsoles/ Edward/ Geoff Tipps/ Judee Levinson/ Ross Gaines/ Cathy Carter-Smith/ Papa Lazarou/ Bernice/ Benjamin Denton/ Rich/ and Others The LoG's 2001 live show, which toured the country and included a run at London's Theatre Royal Drury Lane, comes to video & DVD. ACT ONE: Voodoo Lady: The guys make their entrance on stage and sing the classic Creme Brulee hit "Voodoo Lady" Hamlet: Steve and Mark watch a performance of Hamlet in the style of very vocal football supporters (""He's fat, he's bad, he murdered Hamlet's dad, Claudius!"") and hope this time the end will be different. Go Johnny Go-Go-Go-Go: A friendly game of cards
Air Date: 2001-11-19