- 1 Into Fat Air
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In order to compete with ambitious friends, the Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest.
Air Date: 2012-09-30
- 2 Ratings Guy
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When the Griffins are selected to have their TV-watching habits monitored, Peter hatches a scheme to control the airwaves.
Air Date: 2012-10-07
- 3 Old Man and the Big 'C'
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Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public in order to drive up profits; Quagmire reveals a secret.
Air Date: 2012-11-04
- 4 Yug Ylimaf
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When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.
Air Date: 2012-11-11
- 5 Joe's Revenge
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When the criminal who put Joe in the wheelchair becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter try to hunt him down.
Air Date: 2012-11-18
- 6 Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
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Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.
Air Date: 2012-11-25
- 7 Friends Without Benefits
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When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.
Air Date: 2012-12-09
- 8 Jesus, Mary and Joseph
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As the Griffin family is preparing for Christmas, Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.
Air Date: 2012-12-23
- 9 Space Cadet
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When the Griffins try to pick Chris up from space camp, they find themselves accidentally launched into space and reliant on Chris to get them home.
Air Date: 2013-01-06
- 10 Brian's Play
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Brian writes a play that becomes a hit in Quahog, but loses his confidence when he finds that the play Stewie wrote is better than his.
Air Date: 2013-01-13
- 11 The Giggity Wife
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During a visit to Harvard, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute; in an attempt to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends that Peter is his lover.
Air Date: 2013-01-27
- 12 Valentine's Day in Quahog
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On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Peter stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends.
Air Date: 2013-02-10
- 13 Chris Cross
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When Meg catches Chris stealing money from Lois' purse, she makes him do her chores; Chris, tired of the pact with Meg, runs away to live with Herbert; Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.
Air Date: 2013-02-17
- 14 Call Girl
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When Lois gets a job at an adults-only phone line to earn extra money, she takes a call from Peter.
Air Date: 2013-03-10
- 15 Turban Cowboy
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An unfortunate sky-diving accident sends Peter to the hospital, where he makes friends with a man named Mahmoud; Quagmire and Joe become suspicious of Mahmoud.
Air Date: 2013-03-17
- 16 12 and a Half Angry Men
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Mayor West becomes the prime suspect when a murder occurs at his mansion.
Air Date: 2013-03-24
- 17 Bigfat
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When Peter resurfaces after being in a plane crash and lost in the wilderness for two months, his family must find a way to bring him back from his animal-like state.
Air Date: 2013-04-14
- 18 Total Recall
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When teddy bear Rupert is recalled, Stewie is determined to get his best friend back; when Peter is sick and can't compete in a bowling tournament, Lois fills in for him.
Air Date: 2013-04-28
- 19 Save the Clam
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Peter and the guys try to save The Drunken Clam from being closed after the bar's owner dies; Meg gets a job at a funeral home.
Air Date: 2013-05-05
- 20 Farmer Guy
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The Griffins move to a farm, where Peter starts a drug business.
Air Date: 2013-05-12
- 21 Road to Vegas
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Stewie and Brian hop in the time machine and head for Las Vegas and a Bette Midler concert, but the machine malfunctions and one of them is rendered "lucky," while the other is "unlucky."
Air Date: 2013-05-19
- 22 No Country Club for Old Men
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The Griffins receive an invite to join a posh country club.
Air Date: 2013-05-19