- 1 The One Wherein There Is A Big Twist (2)
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The conclusion of the cliffhanger involves the cast crash landing on a supposedly deserted island. The cast mates, with the exception of Toot, make it back to the house, where they start to interview new roommate possibilities, including Scorpion from the Mortal Kombat video games.
Air Date: 2005-10-19
- 2 Foxxy vs. the Board of Education
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Spanky gets downloaded with a virus and in order to get life-saving health insurance, he must "gay marry" Xandir. Meanwhile, Foxxy is busted for not having a Mystery-Solving License and she convinces Ling-Ling to take the racially biased test for her so she can go back to college to finish up her degree.
Air Date: 2005-10-26
- 3 Little Orphan Hero
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Captain Hero suffers a bout of depression from the loss of his parents. He copes by going to therapy, but shortly thereafter, he discovers his parents are, in fact, alive. Meanwhile, the other housemates start a suicide hot-line business and learn about responsibility and working together as a team.
Air Date: 2005-11-02
- 4 Captain Hero's Marriage Pact
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Captain Hero gets a visit from his ex-girlfriend, UFG (Unusually Flexible Girl), who reminds him of their marriage pact once they both hit 30. Meanwhile, Foxxy Love tries to get the Foxxy 5 band back together so they can all reclaim their fame.
Air Date: 2005-11-09
- 5 Clum Babies
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Wooldoor hits puberty at long last and can't keep himself from masturbating. Thus, his Clum Babies with their healing powers are born. Clara, however, thinks this is an act against God and vows to stop him. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling's bachelor days might be numbered as his mother and father send an arranged battle mate to the Drawn Together house.
Air Date: 2005-11-16
- 6 Ghostesses in the Slot Machine
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When the housemates start to notice strange Poltergeist-esque occurrences, Foxxy discovers that the house is haunted by the souls of 1,000 dead Indians. The gang decides to give a piece of their property to the Indians as a gesture of peace, and the Indians build a big Vegas-style casino.
Air Date: 2005-11-30
- 7 Super Nanny
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Upon seeing the reality TV show Super Nanny, Captain Hero purposefully acts bad so he can summon Super Nanny and challenge her once and for all, because he thinks anything called super is a challenge to him. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling tries to get his driver's license. When he fails miserably, Wooldoor helps him become more "Americanized" so he can pass.
Air Date: 2005-12-07
- 8 Terms of Endearment
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Captain Hero uses his X-ray vision to spy on the girls in the shower. As a result of doing it too much, Foxxy receives a brain tumor. Afterwards, Captain Hero feels so guilty that he decides to give up his powers, which makes him a quadriplegic in a breath-controlled wheel chair.
Air Date: 2006-01-25
- 9 Captain Girl
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Captain Hero's sidekick, Captain Girl, is killed by the evil Mad-Libber and replaces her with Wooldoor. Toot learns the hardships of being a mother to a Nicaraguan baby.
Air Date: 2006-02-01
- 10 A Tale of Two Cows
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Toot uses a video game cheat book to get Xandir to accompany her to her fat camp reunion. Wooldoor brings home a live-action cow from the live-action forest.
Air Date: 2006-02-08
- 11 Xandir and Tim, Sitting In a Tree
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Captain Hero's alter-ego, the mild-mannered reporter Tim Tommerson, comes to visit and spends a lot of gay time with Xandir. And the housemates learn that "Drawn Together" has received an "F" from Entertainment Weekly and seek revenge.
Air Date: 2006-02-15
- 12 The Lemon-AIDS Walk
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Captain Hero is determined to win the AIDS walk, no matter how many steroids he must take to be the best walker around. Wooldoor gets in trouble at the mall for stealing some candy.
Air Date: 2006-02-22
- 13 A Very Special Drawn Together Afterschool Special
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Xandir looks to his housemates for help in telling his parents he is gay. They do a little role-playing and, as usual, things get out of hand.
Air Date: 2006-03-01
- 14 Alzheimer's That Ends Well
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Clara gets an extreme make-over of her own when she gets an operation to remove her "Octopussoir" and give her a normal vagina again. The housemates, believing Toot to be old and suffering from Alzheimers, check her into an old folks home.
Air Date: 2006-03-08
- 15 The Drawn Together Clip Show
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The best of the past two seasons in clip-show form.
Air Date: 2006-03-15